What is Meatbot? Meatbot is a HipChat bot for managing status updates for our growing team of Evangelists at DataStax. It’s built in Python 2.7, utilizing the Will library. The status updates are stored in Cassandra using cqlengine. Yep, it’s up on github. There’s a few simple commands. First, you tell Meatbot about each project you work on. Once you’ve got your projects, you can list them with lsproject or delete them with rmproject.